Projectile vomiting reaches several feet. You can imagine explosive diarrhea. Duncan in Texas.

Duncan had those symptoms from the first day of admission and still nobody went into the hazmat suits until the tests came back positive for Ebola, days later.

And the story is the virus remains alive and deadly in all those "bodily fluids" outside the host for about four days.

Presbyterian workers wore no hazmat suits for two days while treating Ebola patient

Duncan was suspected of having Ebola when he was admitted to a hospital isolation unit Sept. 28, and he developed projectile vomiting and explosive diarrhea later that day, according to medical records his family turned over to The Associated Press.

But workers at Texas Health Presbyterian Hospital Dallas did not abandon their gowns and scrubs for hazmat suits until tests came back positive for Ebola about 2 p.m. on Sept. 30, according to details of the records released by AP.

Do the words "clusterfuck" and "fubar" mean anything to you?