Give me the simple life

Breakfast:

6 ozs of cold V8
16 ozs of hot, black Columbian coffee
2 fresh baked corn muffins with butter
2 slices of chilled honeydew melon

Lunch:

Beef baloney and American cheese with iceberg lettuce and tomato on white bread with mayo and light mustard
12 ozs of cold white milk
6 ozs of cold V8

Supper:

1 baked restaurant potato with butter
1 10 oz spencer steak, rare, with a bit of Sweet Baby Ray's barbecue sauce
1 boiled ear of frozen sweet corn with butter
1 can of sweet peas, heated and drained, with butter
12 ozs of cold white milk

Nightcap:

Four cold 12 oz cans of Pabst, poured over lightly salted ice

For President Obama, remove the beer and either remove the corn, corn muffins, bread, potato, peas, and butter or add 3 hours of basketball