The Turkey at my house has not been pardoned

Way too late for that, as somebody already killed, plucked, and cleaned him and packed him in a plastic bag to await the oven.

Well, her, to be sexually exact, more than likely.

But I am pretty sure that feminists would resent male cooks slapping a turkey on the behind and saying things like, "Ah! She's a fine looking bird. Look at that breast, man. So big and soft!"

PETA to Obama: Don't Pardon Turkeys

And here we have spoilsport vegetarians trying to grab the mike.

Liberals publish these guys at their sites and then go out for steak and fries.

Much as they publish feminist harpies and then go hit the bars to pick up girls - who, of course, are there to get picked up.

I can think of others they should indulge the same way.